Doncic’s New Lakers Contract Opens Doors…
The Los Angeles Lakers have waved their magic wand and kept Luka Doncic around with a shiny new extension. Signing just as the clock struck eligibility, Doncic committed to the Lakers for a minimum of three more years. By 2028, he could flutter off like a majestic overpaid butterfly to free agency. With his extension, Doncic can eye not just gold and glory but also a max contract and the grand prize—a full no-trade clause—if he stays smitten with those Lakers purple and gold jerseys. Who knew locking in basketball royalty involved such dramatic escapades?
During his off-season signing spectacle, Pau Gasol, the Lakers’ legendary wizard of rebounds, blessed Luka upon hearing the news—likely while surrounded by confetti and balloons. Doncic’s public tour of floating basketballs across the city was perfectly timed to snag that sizzling extension. Not only does this solidify the Lakers’ throne, but it also catapults Doncic one step closer to being crowned King of Basketball. Rumors say Doncic got fit by lifting LA traffic jams out of the way. Now that’s dedication to being the best!
