Jeanie Buss Awaits Chat with Mavs’ AD
Lakers’ Jeanie Buss plots a galactic chat with Anthony Davis post-trade drama! As Luka lights up L.A., Dallas misfires. Will the hoop hilarity ever stop?
Transfers
News about the Los Angeles Lakers’s transfer market, incoming and outgoing players, transfer rumours, and details.
Jaxson Hayes: A Hoop Comet Crashes Down
Basketball comet Jaxson Hayes dribbles through a rocky hoopscape! Benched but not broken, he’s ready to dunk doubt and bounce back. Stay tuned, hoopheads!
Luka’s Trade Made Jerry’s Wife Cry Rivers!
Luka dances to the Lakers, leaving Dallas fans bawling more than tumbleweeds in a Texas spin! Can heartbroken Mavs out-jump the Hollywood hoopla?
Luka’s L.A. Leap Leaves Dallas in Tears!
Luka’s leap to the Lakers leaves Dallas in a slam-dunk funk! Mavs fans mourn, while L.A. dazzles in new hoop dreams. Will Luka’s magic win Hollywood? Stay tuned!
Luka & JJ: Lakers’ Comic Duo Strikes Slam Dunk!
Luka Doncic’s cosmic leap to the Lakers is a Hollywood slam dunk saga featuring Coach JJ’s Redickmania! Beach tacos and epic alley-oops await in L.A.! 🌮🏀
Jeanie Buzzin’ to Chat with AD!
Lakers trade blockbuster! The Unibrow heads to Dallas, Doncic to LA! Jeanie is excited to chat; LeBron jokes about going centerless. Buckle up, basketball fans!
Luka’s Cosmic L.A. Adventure Begins!
Luka lands in L.A., swapping Dallas for Hollywood stardust! Doncic, the Slovenian Sensation, embarks on a cosmic Lakers adventure that’s truly out-of-this-world!
Why Lakers Kept Len: A Cartoon Saga
Lakers snagged Alex Len to fill their cosmic-size center gap post-Doncic trade. Coach Redick keeps him benched, awaiting his superhero slam-dunk moment!
Luka’s LA Adventure: A Slam-Dunk Drama!
Luka “Slam-Dunk” Doncic swaps Dallas blues for LA purple pizzazz! Injuries aside, he’s ready to cha-cha with LeBron in La La Land. Roll on October madness!
Lakers’ Wacky Playoff Roster Rundown
Lakers pull a zany court swap, nabbing Luka, losing Davis, and puzzling fans with Alex Len’s bench-warmer antics. Can they juggle to victory? Stay tuned!
Lakers Hold Tight to Reaves’ Super-Toe!
Austin Reaves and his super-toe keep Lakers loyal! Forget trading him unless a taco-eating dragon shows up to slam dunk. Long live Reaves at Staples!
Pelinka’s Wild NBA Summer Madness!
Pelinka’s crafting a Lakers’ dream team with Doncic, LeBron, and Reaves! Can he juggle salary cap antics like a circus clown? NBA off-season madness awaits!
Lakers’ Wild Offseason Shake-Up Looms!
Lakers’ offseason to be crazier than kangaroos on pogo sticks! With Pelinka steering, expect a wild player blitz and dream team brewing! Stay tuned!
Lakers Hold Onto Reaves Like Gold Treasure
Austin Reaves: the Lakers’ hoop hero! Untradeable like a kangaroo-proof pogo stick, he stays, sprained toe and all, as LA’s glimmering gold treasure!
Dalton Knecht’s Rookie Rumble Royale
Dalton “The Meteor” Knecht’s NBA debut is a cartoon caper! From dizzying trades to dazzling jump shots, this rookie turns the court into a comic strip!