Markieff Morris’ Bold Prediction…
LeBron James is out here defying the laws of basketball physics like he’s figured out Pythagoras’ Theorem using a slam dunk! As LeBron suits up for the Los Angeles Lakers, he’s set to become the first player ever to play a jaw-dropping 23 seasons. Honestly, if he keeps this pace up, we might see him signing a deal with Father Time himself. Markieff Morris got another glimpse of LeBron’s immortal basketball secrets after joining the Lakers last season, reminding everyone of when a sprightly 35-year-old LeBron led them to a championship. Now, despite seemingly reversing the aging process like an NBA version of Benjamin Button, he’s still one of the top ten active players.
On the Million Dollaz Worth of Game podcast, Markieff Morris, who was probably expecting to wake up and find Jabberwocky toast in his breakfast cereal, declared that LeBron could play until he’s 46! I mean, can someone check if he’s secretly a robot? LeBron is still rocking a level that’s out of this world, like a basketball-playing extraterrestrial dropped right into NBA arenas. While he may not want to keep hustling until then, if he’s still leapfrogging over defenders and shooting threes at an elite level, he definitely has a chance, provided he still enjoys schooling the young bucks. Now all that remains is how long before LeBron casually decides whether to keep the sneakers on or hang them up for a pair of knitted slippers.
