James Family Bonds with Arm Tattoos…

LeBron James, the Los Angeles Lakers superstar and the man who somehow manages to defy aging like a fine wine in a Benjamin Button movie, showed his love for his family in an inseparable way—by getting matching tattoos! Teaming up with his sons Bronny and Bryce, his high school sweetheart Savannah, and adorable little Zhuri (though she probably opted for temporary options), LeBron made sure their family bond can be seen even from space! As he continues dunking on everyone, it’s clear that family connects with him more than Wi-Fi in a coffee shop.

Although the exact tattoo design remains top secret, it’s probably something so deep that even philosophers would scratch their heads trying to understand it. The Warriors may have inquired about trading for LeBron, but let’s be real—conjuring the power to pry him away from his family would be like trying to separate peanut butter from jelly. As they tread different paths with Bryce heading to college and LeBron returning to the Lakers, these tattoos will forever glue them together more effectively than duct tape on a broken remote!