LeBron’s Timeless Energy and Commitment…
Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James, now sporting a birth certificate that qualifies him for ancient artifacts, continues to defy Father Time by dominating the NBA. With a mind-boggling 23rd season on the horizon, he is still dunking like gravity owes him money. While he’s been working hard both on the court and nursing a knee injury from the 2025 playoffs, LeBron is also globe-trotting like an overly ambitious travel blogger, prepping for his next shoe launch at 40! With energy levels that make Energizer bunnies reconsider their life choices, he insists that age is irrelevant.
Even at an age where most athletes retire to sip coconut drinks, LeBron is still outmaneuvering players who probably think cassette tapes are ancient relics. Rising star Amen Thompson treasures his childhood of watching LeBron, even admitting an irrational disdain for the Warriors thanks to the King. LeBron’s relentless commitment could just remap the Lakers’ championship chances this year. However, despite his basketball genius, he has firmly slammed the door on the possibility of coaching, which probably saves every whiteboard in the league from an early demise.
