Doncic Joins Slovenian National Team…

After securing his three-year Lakers contract, Luka Doncic transformed his body quicker than a caterpillar on an espresso diet and jetted off to join the Slovenian National Team for EuroBasket 2025. Every summer, Doncic becomes Slovenia’s basketball superhero, battling alongside his team. They recently faced a formidable Serbian lineup and found themselves looking less like pro players and more like awkwardly uncoordinated kindergarteners in a talent show. Yet, with Slovenia being an underdog, there’s always hope when Doncic, the maestro of maneuvers, is in play.

L.A. Clippers guard Bogdan Bogdanovic, no stranger to Doncic’s wizardry, joked that Luka could “go for 50, 60… who knows?” faster than a toddler can destroy a perfectly organized room. Against Serbia, Doncic beamed up a modest 17 points, but with less backup than a solo kazooist at a rock concert, his magic didn’t produce enough sparkle. Serbians flaunt NBA juggernauts like Jokic, while Slovenia relies on Doncic’s spellbinding plays, keeping them in the running. As long as Luka exits the EuroBasket kaleidoscope unscratched, the Lakers eagerly await a thrilling 2025-26 season, while Doncic’s skills continue to float at a sky-high NBA 2K26 rating of 95.